var sc_project=5187035; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=48; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="96ed8e6c"; Tumblr (3.0; @naporeon)http://naporeon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d00cb81e344317aa8f42401ca549df1/tumblr_mn09bmlz9D1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After “Splint”, Chris has added “GTFO” to the ER checklist. Truly a model citizen and patient.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/50742951580http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/50742951580Sat, 18 May 2013 10:45:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1f716e5a8655d9e1188845820b1577e/tumblr_mmlfw1iS0x1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t normally Instagram food… but I make an exception for elk fried rice. Yes. Elk.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/50099480185http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/50099480185Fri, 10 May 2013 10:43:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a058bc2cc24bb45479815d492c64796/tumblr_mlqoumXzhR1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s this? Royal Trivia has glossy ads? And a sponsor? I guess we’re big time, y’all… (at Royal Bar & Patio)</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/48748313040http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/48748313040Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:11:09 -0700<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>Hahaha&#8230;why on Earth did I sign up for this?</p> — Eric (@naporeon) <a href="https://twitter.com/naporeon/status/795724967" target="_blank">April 24, 2008</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/46579873180http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/46579873180Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:27:15 -0700firsttweettwitterarchivetwitterarchive<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fe624d7fbc16916de89e1e0cac55388/tumblr_mjrzhcqiaF1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-match Guinness. Tis the season. (at Hawks Nest)</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/45534354504http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/45534354504Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:51:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71aac183aa02825bd7cea7c646d54583/tumblr_mjd6x5gD001qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Petted neighbor’s cat for a good 5 minutes as I left for the gym. Came home to find this on my mat. #present</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/44891034113http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/44891034113Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:07:53 -0800present<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/684ca21d10210271586da16d088e4890/tumblr_mj5prkavIR1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Real-life “Jurassic Bark”?</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/44567753463http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/44567753463Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:14:08 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f962420c35f90d3f28120e03a2401c4/tumblr_mi2zko3L4T1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A Valentine’s heart, with a heartfelt message, courtesy of my darling little sister…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42880878404http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42880878404Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:19:36 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c5aecfc8b51556e0d2c99b98f8b574a/tumblr_mhzgrtEI3B1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Pinball Museum is basically Instagram heaven.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42717819698http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42717819698Sat, 09 Feb 2013 18:40:41 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3661950a96286b237b85de4ede58a92e/tumblr_mhpj2p5RHY1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Purple shades, purple shirt, purple tie, purple coat. All purple everything…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42284375865http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42284375865Mon, 04 Feb 2013 09:54:25 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b7fb3c2320ceff3e7519b514fe13f9b/tumblr_mhnx4eTeqb1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mr Brad Jones, fresh from pre-gaming at Value Village, looking like a goddamned purple wizard.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42216387510http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/42216387510Sun, 03 Feb 2013 13:02:38 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50d6b07bc765adaea463614c80d3d338/tumblr_mhbpu6EOEr1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You can count on my parents having an interesting selection of reading material in the bathroom…such as this 1968 phonebook.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/41685708906http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/41685708906Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:54:06 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/614806462ca7b404f48453cdbefc982d/tumblr_mh5o40Ud8L1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stout and #Leafs hockey at the Roanoke, with @pbrbackwards behind the bar. Life is good, y’all…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/41398732963http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/41398732963Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:31:11 -0800leafs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0c049387007bb26c56f6f2b17e5a4c2/tumblr_mfv5kuzxVg1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seahawks and stout in front of the fire, at the Roanoke…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/39244857702http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/39244857702Sun, 30 Dec 2012 13:41:17 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2af2b5f4f41291fbf86a1005b694650/tumblr_mfm36smaTV1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ladies and gentlemen, Port Angeles…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38824782454http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38824782454Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:11:16 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c16bfd2c08c8442b31c809da653a6d01/tumblr_mfm0crhD311qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’ll shot your eye out, kid…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38820664454http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38820664454Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:10:03 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6039d975b40ce6318f89d3f8b9eb081/tumblr_mfkru1j1bM1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Garling Christmas began where it always does… huddled around a table of wine, cocktails, and spirits.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38777575556http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/38777575556Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:08:25 -0800<p>I <em>love</em> reboots.  My favorite reboot idea: <em><strong>Knight Rider</strong></em>. No joke. When I first thought of this, it was years ago, and I imagined it with a slightly different cast, but the car has always, always, always been the same.</p> <p><strong>Setting</strong>:  Britain, Late 1930s<br/><strong>Basic concept</strong>:  Michael Knight uses cool futurepast tech to fight evil (ie Nazis)<br/><strong>Michael Knight</strong>:  Michael Fassbender<br/><strong>KITT (voice)</strong>:  Helen Mirren<br/><strong>KITT (car)</strong>:  <a href="http://www.autoblog.com/photos/1938-talbot-lago-t150c-ss-teardrop-coupe-chassis-90112/" target="_blank">1938 Talbot-Lago T150C-SS Teardrop Coupe</a> (Figoni-Falaschi)</p> <p>Personally speaking, I could watch Michael Fassbender kill Nazis forever.</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/28777517328http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/28777517328Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:32:31 -0700rebootknight riderkittfassbendermirrencarcoupenazis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5usv7Ff5w1qa7qm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Judging by that specimen on the left, I really don’t want to know what the “world’s oldest trap” is…</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/25422724913http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/25422724913Tue, 19 Jun 2012 00:30:43 -0700retropulpcover art<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5s6lwDiwm1qa7qm5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m surprised the teaser line wasn’t “Just how he liked his women…”</p>http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/25317183146http://naporeon.tumblr.com/post/25317183146Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:34:44 -0700retropulpcover art